The famed author is known for standing up for herself online.

Fans of Harry Potter and good Internet alike have enjoyed watching her shut down trolls. Like this epic takedown heard round the world from back in January, when she shut down a Trump supporter who was trying to attack her. Rowling had been a vocal critic of the president’s Muslim ban, and was not at all bothered by someone threatening to burn their own stuff.

She’s never been shy about criticizing Trump.

And has no fear of supporters who might come after her. She shoots back at her challengers, here proudly owning the fact that yes, a professional writer does in fact care a lot about grammar.

But sometimes, she’s also funny.

Sometimes she simply enjoys fooling around with fans. Or, in this case, ex-boyfriends from her days spent in the hospital nursery as an infant caught in a whirlwind romance that ended abruptly.

She’s been regularly lauded by fans for her strong stand against online hate.

It takes a lot of courage to be a woman on the internet saying, well, anything. But standing up for Muslims and gun control, while criticizing President Trump, means her mentions are probably overflowing with abuse from accounts run by American flags and pictures of eagles.

So she finally decided to say something nice about the president.

Well, sort of. While it is technically nice, it doesn’t say much for the president’s grasp on reality. Though if there’s anything this president is known for, it’s his complete disdain for the truth.

And the fans have a lot to say about her latest dig at our disbeliever-in-chief…

Since then, it has steamrolled into mainstream culture, popularized by reality stars, celebs, and those intrepid forerunners of all things butt-related – Brazilians.

Courtney Kardashian’s done it. So has Margaret Cho, and Sacha Baron Cohen (for Borat). Maya Rudolph and Rose Byrne’s characters did it in Bridesmaids, but we can’t comment on the state of their posteriors in real life.

Pretty much every porn star known to life and the penetrating gaze of a HD camera has had their nether regions depigmented, and so, for that matter, has Geordie Shore’s Charlotte Crosby, who had the procedure done on camera. (Geordie Shore, btw, is the British version of the Jersey Shore.)

Why is anal bleaching so popular?

Honestly, we’re not particularly sure. We’ve never been ones to wax rhapsodic about the particular glories of bleaching one’s asshole. Which is not to say that we’re against it. If you want a pale, perfect posterior winking in the moonlight… or at your significant other, we salute your endeavors to keep your particulars particular.

However, anal bleaching is not without its drawbacks.

First of all, the treatment in a spa will run you, base minimum, $100 a pop. And that’s just to start you off. To our understanding, there’s varied kits and accoutrements you have to take home to ensure the perfect maturation of asshole depigmentation.

And then it takes about eight weeks to get the perfect tone. There’s also the matter of permanence – after a time, your body will correct itself and your unmentionables will snap right back to their original color – which means you have to do the whole thing again.

#Dedication.

Also, not to gross you out, but… diseases.

That’s right, mistakenly prop your posterior up on the wrong spa table and you run the risk of catching all sorts of uncomfortable diseases, the most permanent and lasting of which is Herpes – a chronic infection you certainly don’t want making itself comfortable in the depths of your precious preciouses.

Furthermore, there’s also the risk of burning, scarring, and even incontinence from a procedure gone wrong, so if you are in fact considering this – do your research.

One person who certainly didn’t do his research was Donald Trump Jr.

The hapless scion of the Trump lineage was trolling on Twitter this week, as one so often does, when he came upon a most interesting and salacious tweet. It was tweeted by that walking advertisement of white supremacy and chauvinistic misogyny, Gavin McInnes.