As betches and queens of passive aggression and fake emotion, a lot of times when we say something others find it hard to really understand what we mean. I thought it was time to start a Betch Dictionary for those hard to understand words and cryptic text messages we send to the mentally inept around the globe. Here are the top 25:
1. It’s fine
Definition: It's so far from okay and I'm not over it but I am indeed over this conversation.
2. I don’t care
Definition: I obviously do care and if you don't realize that soon I will unfollow you on every platform of social media.
3. Kk
4. Okay
5. Kay
6. K
7. K.
8. If you want
Definition: I don't want you to but if you insist, whatever
9. That’s craaaazy
Definition: I didn't hear anything you said.
10. Ratchet
Definition: Someone who thinks they look like Rihanna because they bought a graphic tee and a high waisted denim diaper from Forever 21. They are never discrete about doing coke and will fuck any guy who is a 5 out of 10 and above.
11. Chic
Definition: Someone with sophistication and effortless style who knows how to correctly pronounce Yves Saint Laurent.
12. Basic
Definition: A totally vanilla girl that you can't even hate because she's so boring, you just can't associate yourself with her. The only reason she goes to Nordstrom is to shop the sale in the BP section and she wears Victoria's Secret Pink “yoga pants.”
13. Omg
Definition: I'm unphased but I'm pretending I care.
14. OMG
Definition: I'm freaking out.
15. I literally can’t
Definition: I just absolutely cannot deal with this right now whether it is the humidity on my newly straightened hair or seeing an ex on instagram with a frenemy of mine.
16. lol
Definition: I didn't laugh, I didn't even smile.
17. LOL
18. HAHAHAHA
Definition: I'm actually laughing.
19. SWAG
Definition: Secretly We Are Gay
20. Peasant
Definition: Someone with an iPhone 4.
21. Sketch
Definition: Someone that gives off bad vibes and does more than 3 drugs on a week night.
22. Shady
Definition: Not just applied to guys who wear hoodies in the club but girls as well who seem like they're talking shit behind our back. I mean obviously I talk shit but I don't lie about it and change my personality depending on who I'm talking to.
23. I have nothing to wear
Definition: I'm over all my clothes and feeling fat so I need to borrow something or have you feed me compliments when I put on my go-to all black ensemble and Manolos.
24. She’s Ano
Definition: I'm totally jealous of her body and ability to stop herself from eating.
25. PIC
Definition: My partner in crime, my bad betch ride or die, the one girl I can actually stand and whose good side is the opposite of mine so we take the best photos together.
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