1. Infant’s Sweater Vest & Denim Jacket from Dolce & Gabbana
That is one fancy-pants jean jacket.
3. Girls’ Winter Coat from Please Mum
Price: $651.24 (Was: $1,302.49)
It’s like a starter kit for a future mobster’s wife.
5. Boy’s Winter Coat from Please Mum
Price: $763.40 (was $1,090.57)
At these prices it better be one long, cold winter.
7. Shirt and Pants Set from Please Mum
Price: $455.30 (Was $650.43)
I got something very similar to this at Mervyns back in the early Eighties.
8. Boy’s Outfit from Burberry
Shearling Jacket – $995
Check Shoulder Patch Tee – $50
Straight-Leg Jeans – $135
Trench High-Top Sneakers – $165
Total Price: $1,345
9. Girls’ Outfit from Burberry
Wool coat – $595
Moto Rainboots – $175
Riding Hat – $225
Crossbody bag – $295
Total Price: $1,290
10. Infant’s Christening Coat from Dolce & Gabbana
You better have some money for the collection plate if you bring your kid into the church wearing this.
12. Infant’s Sequin-Cashmere Blend Dress from Dolce & Gabbana
For when your infant goes clubbing.
13. Girl’s Silk Floral Outfit from Dolce & Gabbana
Total price: $1,070.
14. Little Boy’s Quilted Leather Jacket
I just sold my car for less money than this jacket.
15. Girl’s Floral Brocade Jacket from Dolce & Gabbana
16. Little Boy’s Two-Piece Wool & Silk Suit Set from Dolce & Gabbana
That’s a lot of green to make your kid look like Pee-wee Herman.
18. Silk Floral Dress from Roberto Cavalli
Price: $701 (Was $935)
Here’s a tip, kids. If you ever forget your lunch money, hit up the girl in the floral dress.
21. Girl’s Cherokee® Florence Sandal
I included this one in case your kid insists you buy them something off this list. These are from Target. Woot, woot!