Warning: There are major Kingsman: The Secret Service spoilers ahead, but if you havent seen the 2015 movie already, I do not pity you, for you are stupid.

The first full trailer for the highly anticipated Kingsman sequel, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, dropped last night, and OH BOY, WAS IT WORTH THE WAIT.

Seriously, the trailer itself is better than most of the movies Ive seen in the last year. When Im done writing this article, Im going to crawl into the fetal position and sob because this trailer makes me weak.

I AM NOTHING. TARON EGERTON AS EGGSY IS EVERYTHING.

I used to hate orange, but now its my favorite color.

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Sliding into your DMs like



End me.

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Now, fans of the movie already know that Colin Firths character, Harry (aka Galahad), was killed by Samuel L. Jacksons character near the end of the first movie.


It was heartbreaking for viewers because we spent most of the movie falling in love with Harry and Eggsys bond, and they just SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD.

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Most of the time, when someone gets shot in the head, theyre, like, objectively dead. But according to Harry himself in the first teaser for the sequel, reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.


WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, COLIN? ARE YOU COMING BACK OR NOT???

Ever since the sequel was announced, fans have been dying to find out if Harry is actually dead or not. Because lets be real itd be really hard to have a Kingsman movie without Harry.

The new trailer opens up with narration from Harry himself speaking directly to Eggsy.


Eggsy, I saw in you what someone once saw in me

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something that cant be taught: the makings of a Kingsman.

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Being a Kingsman is more than the clothes we wear or the weapons we bear

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its about being willing to sacrifice for the greater good. I hope youre ready for what comes next.

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Apparently, what comesnext is the total destruction of the Kingsman headquarters

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NO ONE WAS READY FOR WHAT CAME NEXT, COLIN FIRTH.


The rest of the trailer is jam-packed with kickass fight scenes featuring Eggsy and fellow Kingsman spies against what appears to be the American version of the Kingsman: the Statesman.

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And Channing Tatum is one of them!!!

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As is Jeff Bridges, and also Julianne Moore is their boss (?).

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Halle Berry is also there.

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As is this guy, but I have literally no idea who heis.

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But what fans really wanted (read: needed) to see came at the very end.


HARRY! GALAHAD! COLIN FIRTH! HES ALIIIVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!

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And he has an eye patch?


And then, Twitter broke into hysteria. Same, tho.


HARRY AND EGGSY ARE BACK. I AM WEAK, YALL. I AM WEAK.


I want Taron Egerton to look at me the way he looks at Colin Firth.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle comes out September 22, 2017 WITH COLIN FIRTH COMPLETELY INTACT.

Read more: http://elitedaily.com/entertainment/film/kingsman-golden-circle-trailer-colin-firth/1877341/

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