http://twitter.com/#!/MujaahidaHafy/status/476370284367581184

Surreal to see Islamist militants celebrating victory on social media.

http://twitter.com/#!/AbuUmar8246/status/476483165599825920

100% halaal Income
Our Beloved Commander Umar al Shishaani inspecting Armoured Vehicles Mosul Victory, ISIS
Ghanimah http://t.co/RBI9b4dkT4— Abu Khalid Al-Amriki (@AAmriki) June 10, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/Jak_Ali_007/status/476400644686098433
http://twitter.com/#!/ghazishami/status/476473221114769409
http://twitter.com/#!/ghazishami/status/476473307530027009
http://twitter.com/#!/MujahidAlShami/status/476390521385263105
http://twitter.com/#!/MujaahidaHafy/status/476464029767327744
http://twitter.com/#!/ghazishami/status/476331520194793472

Religion of peace.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/10/this-is-how-allah-blesses-islamists-gloat-over-the-fall-of-mosul-pics/

http://twitter.com/#!/mcassill/status/378164124389089280

Snickering madly! Welp, the sky is blue so Piers Morgan decided to remind everyone of a little something:

http://twitter.com/#!/OrwellForce/status/378161722474774529

Yep. Dumbest. Man. Alive. What did he do to expose his own idiocy today?

http://twitter.com/#!/lachlan/status/378153397725052928

Nope.

http://twitter.com/#!/piersmorgan/status/378151343237505024

Oh honey. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you really do abuse the privilege. Perhaps there should be an Amendment for that?

Twitter users pulled no punches when providing the bless his heart-y Morgan with some schooling. And delicious mockery:

http://twitter.com/#!/CatsPolitics/status/378160481128968192
http://twitter.com/#!/chelseagrunwald/status/378157596638576640
http://twitter.com/#!/JonahNRO/status/378156473458495489
http://twitter.com/#!/princy_lyn/status/378160129901735936
http://twitter.com/#!/DrewHampshire/status/378155504880459776

Ask and ye may receive! National Review’s Charles Cooke weighed in and gave Musket Morgan the business:

http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/378155330003156992
http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/378155555115634688

He then offered to debate the idjit Piers.

http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/378164550949818370

He never took Ace of Spades up his offer either.  Gee, we wonder why?

http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/378166331045990400

Yeah, funny that.

http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/378181770874597378
http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/378186378825048064

I am sitting by the phone
I am waiting all alone
Baby by myself I sit and wait and wonder about you
@piersmorgan— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 12, 2013

http://twitter.com/#!/SKIPdaZIP/status/378188637147394048

Make. It. Happen.

And some exit snark for the win:

http://twitter.com/#!/Popehat/status/378158946831192066

Related:

Piers Morgan wants ‘amendment to the Bible’ on gay marriage

Confirmed: Piers Morgan doesn’t get how these constitutional amendment thingies work

Piers Morgan: Bob Costas is ‘100 percent right’; Second Amendment was written with muskets in mind

Yes, please: Ace of Spades challenges Piers Morgan to gun control debate

Piers Morgan now taking 21 hours to deliver witty rejoinders in gun control debate

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/12/pwnd-rights-are-hard-piers-morgan-reminds-everyone-that-hes-the-dumbest-man-alive/

1. Did you master this hallowed instrument in elementary school?

2. Did you have your tongue destroyed by mango sour Altoids?

3. Did this “Land Before Time Scene” really make you want to chow down on a leaf?

4. Do you still get unreasonably excited when you see these?

5. Do you still remember the smell of fresh, clean Koosh?

6. Are you currently in a bidding war on eBay for one of these toys?

7. Do you recognize this as the international sign for “maybe I’ll have another sandwich”?

8. Are these three your own personal dream team?

9. Did you have an unhealthy amount of orange tapes?

10. Or little gold books?

11. Did you make beautiful works of art like this?

13. Did you ever “smoke” a pretzel?

14. Have you always wanted to climb this baby?

15. Was this in every doctor’s or dentist’s office you ever waited in?

16. Do you spend every day wishing this was back on TV?

17. Are you still terrified by all of these?

18. Does seeing this make you worried about late fees?

19. Is this still one of your favorite games?

20. Do you still remember which color smells best? Hint: it isn’t brown.

21. Did this guy help you feel better when you were sick?

22. Can you identify the eggs in this oatmeal?

23. Did you attend at least one birthday party at Discovery Zone?

24. Do you miss these foods every day?

25. And these drinks too?

26. Do you still think this guy is a huge douche?

27. Did you think jewelry that made it look like you were being strangled was cool at some point?

28. Do you believe that there is no finer literature than these books?

29. Does seeing this make your mouth water?

30. Do you still get teary-eyed when watching these moments?

31. Or pumped up just by seeing this movie poster?

32. Do you still get excited when you enter a room with one of these in it?

33. Do you still think there’s no sweeter feeling than this?

34. Are you still in love with any of the people below?

35. Do you know how many times Repair Man says “man” when introducing himself?

It’s five.

36. Do these look less like clothes and more like perfect hiding spots to you?

37. Do you wish you could throw out all your silverware just for one of these color-changing spoons?

  1. 38. Now, let’s see how you did: Did you answer “yes” to any of those questions?


    1. YES


    2. NO

      Come on, really?



    X


    THEN YOU HAD THE BEST CHILDHOOD EVER!

    YOU DID IT!

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/daves4/easy-ways-to-tell-if-you-had-the-best-childhood-ever

http://twitter.com/#!/sarah_hinds76/status/275703128798687232

Fox Sports writer Whitlock, who inspired Bob Costas’ ridiculous anti-gun rant, doubled down on his gun hate today. He told Roland Martin:

Sports gets so much attention, and people tune out the real world, that I try to take advantage of the opportunity to talk about the real world when sports lends itself to that and try to open people’s eyes. You know, I did not go as far as I’d like to go because my thoughts on the NRA and America’s gun culture – I believe the NRA is the new KKK. And that the arming of so many black youths, uh, and loading up our community with drugs, and then just having an open shooting gallery, is the work of people who obviously don’t have our best interests [at heart].

So, according to Whitlock, not only is the NRA a racist organization, but it is actively arming young blacks and getting them hooked on drugs. Unbelievable.

Second Amendment supporters know that’s complete garbage and are taking Whitlock straight to the woodshed:

@whitlockjason NRA the new KKK? Seriously?

— THEBUS (@SVeeder1) December 3, 2012

So I’m now a Klansman for owning guns, according to @whitlockjason? bit.ly/SBUh0B @foxsports, it’s time you fire this hateful bigot.

— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) December 3, 2012

That last headline is almost too much. The NRA is the KKK? Guess @whitlockjason doesn’t know Black people are allowed to have guns too.

— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) December 3, 2012

@whitlockjason how many gun owners do you actually know? You’re painting people with broad brush, and 1 that doesn’t match gun owners I know

— Elisabeth Meinecke (@lismeinecke) December 3, 2012

@whitlockjasonThanks for broadly comparing/stereotyping me as racist, or member of the KKK. Everything is racist these days???#NRAmember

— Jim Robitz (@JimRobitz) December 3, 2012

@noah_c_rothman @gaypatriot @whitlockjason quick tell all the black NRA members they have joined the Klan. What preening moral idiot

— Michael Clisham (@mgc1967one) December 3, 2012

Hi, @whitlockjason, I suggest that you google “fast & furious” before you run your mouth about the NRA.

— Craigé (@CraigR3521) December 3, 2012

@whitlockjason Really the NRA is the KKK? How do we break this to black NRA members.

— dave cichocki (@davecichocki) December 3, 2012

@whitlockjason has said questionable things before, but saying “#NRA is the new KKK” goes to a new level of dumbshit, even for him

— Big Irish Dude (@BigIrishDude) December 3, 2012

@whitlockjason calls the NRA “racist; the new KKK”. That sound you hear is your last shred of credibility flying out the window! Moron!

— Matt Peterson (@matt_matador) December 3, 2012

Black people are never responsible for their own decisions. Just ask @whitlockjason

— Thom Dartt (@ThomDartt) December 3, 2012

@whitlockjason If you don’t like guns, fine! don’t push your BS on the rest of us. “NRA the new KKK” is laughable. Proving an idiot you are

— Poodlini (@Poodlini) December 3, 2012

@whitlockjason Comparing the NRA to the KKK??? C’mon brahhhhh. Stick to sports. Great sportswriter, ignorant political hack.

— Chris Abramski (@ChrisAbramski) December 3, 2012

Gee @whitlockjason has a lot of faith in his own black community. It’s always somebody else’s fault. Law abiding citizens beware! #NRA

— RussellJones (@Russell_JCI) December 3, 2012

@whitlockjason is a self-hating racist. He thinks all blacks are too stupid not to kill each other if guns come into their homes.

— warnerthuston (@warnerthuston) December 3, 2012

Heritage Foundation investigative reporter Lachlan Markay points out that the KKK was founded in part to disarm blacks:

I wonder if @whitlockjason knows that the KKK worked to restrict gun ownership. Made it easier to prey on blacks.

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) December 3, 2012

In fact, @whitlockjason, author Adam Winkler has noted that “the KKK began as a gun-control organization.” on.wsj.com/TFjEwj

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) December 3, 2012

“The KKK began as a gun-control organization. Before the Civil War, blacks were never allowed to own guns. During the Civil War, blacks kept guns for the first time – either they served in the Union army and they were allowed to keep their guns, or they buy guns on the open market where for the first time there’s hundreds of thousands of guns flooding the marketplace after the war ends. So they arm up because they know who they’re dealing with in the South. White racists do things like pass laws to disarm them, but that’s not really going to work. So they form these racist posses all over the South to go out at night in large groups to terrorize blacks and take those guns away. If blacks were disarmed, they couldn’t fight back.”

@whitlockjasonEver explore the history of racism behind gun control?Sad that you’re on the KKK’s side of the argument.

— Gregory Ellis (@Gre29) December 3, 2012

And several people remarked that the KKK has far more in common with Planned Parenthood, which provides for the abortions of countless unborn black children, than with the NRA:

Jason Whitlock accused the NRA of doing what Planned Parenthood is actually doing.

— Wittorical (@Wittorical) December 3, 2012

Wondering when @whitlockjason‘s next piece on Planned Parenthood’s black genocide will happen. Or Whitlock on out-of-wedlock births? Hmmm.

— Douglas Ernst (@douglasernst) December 3, 2012

@whitlockjason Margaret Sanger’s stated goal for Planned Parenthood was to use abortions to reduce the black population. Modern-day KKK?

— Patrick Graham (@BAFAphenom) December 3, 2012

@whitlockjason Planned Parenthood is the new KKK! It was even started by racist Margaret Sanger.

— Joseph giattino (@Joegiattino) December 3, 2012

Oddly enough, not a peep from Whitlock about that.

@lachlan @whitlockjason My guess Jason Whitlock could care less he just trying to promote his agenda

— Bob Davenport (@2cowboys4u) December 3, 2012

Exactly. Truth be damned.

I propose a new term – Whitlock’s Law, for when a discussion of a topic degenerates to KKK references, thanks to unserious @whitlockjason.

— jdonels (@jdonels) December 3, 2012

Heh.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/12/03/sportswriter-jason-whitlock-equates-nra-with-kkk-gun-rights-advocates-fire-back/

Tom Brady: a winner on the football field, and a winner in our hearts.

He's a Super Bowl winning quarterback and an all-star in every respect in the NFL. Most importantly, he's an MVP in the looks department. This guy is hot as fuck.

And he knows it. Hence why he's married to one of the betchiest betches to walk this Earth, Gisele Bundchen. And they have a picture perfect family.

But before Tom decided to settle down with a model and produce perfect children, he had a bit of a wild side, but what betchy athlete doesn't? He had a son with actress Bridget Moynahan back in the pre-Gisele days. But props to Tommy for the most part, as he hasn't had any crazy cocaine and strippers stories make the headlines. Yet.

Tom is also a master of the #TBT. He's really stepped up his social media game, and for that we are #blessed. Before the Celtics tipped off this year, Brady posted this masterfully photoshopped picture on Facebook to show his support:

He also shared his resume, back before he realized he was a god walking among men on the football field.

Tom Brady is likely to go down in history as one of the best quarterbacks of all time. And I'll be damned if he isn't the best-looking, too.

Read more: http://www.betcheslovethis.com/article/betchy-athlete-of-the-week-tom-brady

http://twitter.com/#!/GPollowitz/status/260832640658190336

The desperation, it reeks.

MAN DID BARACK OBAMA #DM ANYBODY ELSE

— SMOKIN WIT CIGAWETS (@Sammywild100s) October 23, 2012

Yes. Yes, he did. The sad-face Obama “I don’t want to lose this election” email wasn’t pathetic enough, evidently. Now Obama’s official Twitter account is spamming via direct message.

Obama in my dm wassup, my twitter legit instagr.am/p/RJIs3xwP-s/

— Hube the almighty (@T_HubeHeff) October 23, 2012

Big Bro is watching. MT @yahoo_graham: Pres. Obama sent me a DM reminding me to vote. Wait, POTUS follows me on Twitter? cc: @brendanloy

— Christopher Newbury (@cjnewbury) October 23, 2012

Hmm.. Obama just spammed me w/ a DM saying “retweet @ofa_oh to help get out the vote in Ohio. Let’s go win this”

— JohnAtkinson (@JohnAtkinson) October 23, 2012

I just got dm spam from Barack Obama.

—Buckeyegirl31 (@buckeyegirl31) October 24, 2012

Barack Obama sent me a DM , I feel special lol ^____^ instagr.am/p/RKZPbLtqhG/

— ♥ Victoria 🙂 ♥ (@LoveRoc_143) October 24, 2012

Got a twitter DM from the Obama campain today. Had my state right and everything. Seem to assume anyone following the account is a fan.

— Alfred Thompson (@alfredtwo) October 24, 2012

I just got a DM from President Obama asking me for $$$$….. I sent him the link for SuperHerro.com asking him to buy my shirt 1st

— DavidHerro (@DavidHerro) October 24, 2012

Just got Dm’d By Barack Obama page LOL

— HUEY mixed w/ RILEY (@ModelNupe) October 24, 2012

Get out your hurl bags.

Got a DM from obama! I feel cooler than a fan lmao

— Candy CandyGirl (@projectzeroent) October 24, 2012

Obama dm’d me! #heyboo #meetMeInTheOvalOffice

— ❤Queen Cleopatra❤ (@_Renmen) October 24, 2012

Ick! The spamming continues. First shameless email harvesting and now Twitter harvesting?

Why did I get a DM from Barack Obama? O.O

— ScarletVixen (@Scarlet_Vixen) October 24, 2012

I got a DM from Obama lol

— Kevin Patterson (@KdotP13) October 24, 2012

@dkragen Nope. I thought my DM from Obama’s account was bad enough, 15 is too many!

— Cedar Brown (@CedarBrown) October 24, 2012

@barackobama I don’t have your back you idiot. I voted for the next POTUS and VP already. ROMNEY/RYAN! Don’t DM me any more jackass!

— Steve (@nov62012) October 24, 2012

Michelle is in on the spam action, too.

Michelle Obama DM’d me.

— JayRai ॐ (@heyjessikarai) October 23, 2012

Uh-Oh! @michelleobama DM’d me! lol

— Kierra LeShaî (@KIE_SoAuthentic) October 23, 2012

Got a DM from @michelleobama thanking me for having Barack’s back + vote via RT @ofa_fl. Trouble is she doesn’t follow me. They’re cheating!

— Jayne Navarre (@jaynenavarre) October 23, 2012

Dag, they got @michelleobama out here sending “Thank You” DM’s & asking to get the vote out in Ohio? His social media people are NOT playin

— Kelle Rozell (@KRoseL) October 23, 2012

This Twitter user thinks it’s “cool” and makes an unintentionally hilarious point.

Think this was a cool dm from the president. I bet Romney not sending dms instagr.am/p/RJkW-WSr5h/

— Lief mr lee leon (@Mrleegr8sole) October 24, 2012

Yeah, you think? See, honey, spamming via direct message is not a move that a winning team makes.

Hey, no Twitter Gulag for this spam-tastic account?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/24/youve-got-dm-desperate-obama-now-spamming-via-direct-message/

1. Donald Trump was excited about the outcome of The Masters.

2. He was excited that Adam Scott won and wanted to personally congratulate him. So he did. On Twitter.

Via http://twitter

The most personal way possible.

3. The only problem is, Adam Scott the golfer doesn’t have a Twitter account.

4. And this guy…

Via http://twitter

5. has been too busy making music since 2008 to have won a golf tournament.

Via http://Twitter

Too busy to tweet or win jackets.

6. Several people tried to help The Donald realize his error.

Via http://Twitter

7. But they don’t seem to faze him.

Via http://twitter

8. How should we feel about this?

Yeah. Just about like that.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/theboyking/donald-trump-congratulates-a-random-twitter-user-o-9bk5

What would you be willing to do for a chance to go to one of the largest music festivals in the country free of charge? If you answered, “Respond to one of the most bizarre ads on Craigslist that’s ever been placed,” then you’re in luck.

Via: Someecards

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Read more: http://twentytwowords.com/this-man-offered-a-free-coachella-pass-in-exchange-for-20-of-the-most-bizarre-things/

http://twitter.com/#!/EEElverhoy/status/516981720370135040

I can't believe it's 2014 & we're having to argue that those babies in the womb are alive. Killin something alive = murder. #IStandWithJessa

— Mrs. Jamie Right (@RightIsTheWay) September 30, 2014

Yep. As Twitchy readers know, Jessa Duggar of the hit series “19 Kids and Counting” made a thoughtful statement about how precious life is. Libs flipped out, natch. But this response took the insane cake:

@Cosmopolitan Her comparison of the two shows just how brainwashed she is. We need to empower women. It's 2014. Have a goddamn abortion.

— Jazmine A. Henry (@JazmineAHenry) September 29, 2014

“Have a goddamn abortion,” ladies! Don’t you feel empowered?

@bossyhoneybee @JazmineAHenry @Cosmopolitan Killing another human being empowers her sick!!!!

— pam (@BossyAmerican2) September 30, 2014

.@JazmineAHenry @Cosmopolitan Wow!! So murdering an unborn child makes you feel "empowered"? You need mental help ASAP!! #PraytoEndAbortion

— #WhoDat Bossy Bee™ (@bossyhoneybee) September 30, 2014

That bastion of “feminism” dug deeper.

@Cosmopolitan Empowering women to reach for equality and the ability to make decisions based on their ideals and not societal norms,

— Jazmine A. Henry (@JazmineAHenry) September 30, 2014

@Cosmopolitan It's because of these confines and judgments that women are still held to these binding standards. Women should be free to

— Jazmine A. Henry (@JazmineAHenry) September 30, 2014

@Cosmopolitan make their own choices without fear of retaliation. If someone wants to have an abortion? Fine. If someone wants to believe

— Jazmine A. Henry (@JazmineAHenry) September 30, 2014

@Cosmopolitan in a religion different than someone else's? Fine. Just don't judge them. Tolerance is key. The issue here is comparing a

— Jazmine A. Henry (@JazmineAHenry) September 30, 2014

Tolerance? Sick and an utter lack of self-awareness.

@Cosmopolitan historic event and an ongoing moral debate incorrectly.

— Jazmine A. Henry (@JazmineAHenry) September 30, 2014

This woman should not have the utter gall to talk about brainwashing.

Do you realize you just equated "empowering women" with "killing baby women?" #Ignorance @JazmineAHenry @Cosmopolitan

— Sgt. Sugar Tits (@GOPMommy) September 30, 2014

And a reminder: This is feminism.

#Feminism pic.twitter.com/Iz4nIjDmfn

— Sgt. Sugar Tits (@GOPMommy) September 30, 2014

No thank you.

Related:

How does a HuffPo editor’s idiocy expose ‘everything wrong with feminism in a single tweet’? Like this

TV Guide weighs in on Jessa Duggar’s abortion comments and it’s as enraging as expected

#ISupportJessaDuggar: Jessa Duggar attacked for abortion remarks; Sane ‘fight hate and support life’; Updated

Libs bring the hate to ‘deranged,’ ‘f***ing idiot’ Jessa Duggar for her comments on the Holocaust and abortion

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/30/in-case-you-missed-it-this-response-to-jessa-duggar-sums-up-feminism-and-its-disgusting/

I realized a long time ago that Im not interested in being tamedby a partner.

Im fucking wild, and I like living my life that way.

Im not black-out-drinking-self-destructive wild (anymore). Im healthy wild. Like, Im addicted to pouring my heart out on the internet, and I physically cant tell a lie even if it means making an awkward situation less awkward.

I feel big feelings, Im expressive and I suffer from acute delusions of grandeur. I recklessly spend money, I like to use delicate words like fuck and pussy (in a sophisticated way, of course) and I like to stay out really late drinking shitty champagne in drag bars.

Everything I own is loud. My necklaces clanktogether when I walk. The chains on my boots make dinging sounds as they rub against each other. The heavy heels bang loudly against the ground. People often think a dog is running behind them, only to realize its just Zara and her loud AF jewelry.

People Ive dated are initially drawn to me for these exact reasons. They like the mess. The mess is fun. The mess has a shit ton of soul. The mess is what drives me to love them harder than theyve ever been loved before in their entire lives.

But eventually, they start to resent the mess. They want to clean that shit up and tame me like a zoo animal.

Ive been in a lot of relationships at this stage in the game, and I can see the shiny red flags from a mile away now. And when I see warning signs that some bitch is trying to tame me, I run like the god damn wind.

Tame, after all, is just a fancy way of saying, I WANT TO STEAL YOUR LIGHT and keep it for myself.

Only energy vampires attempt to tame people, and we dont date energy vampires, girls.

So, here are theofficial warning signs someone is trying to tame you:

1. They shame you for being the life of the party.

Look, if youre blacking out every night, thats one thing. But if youre just the life of the party, the clown that makes everyone laugh, the glitter, the glamour, the scandal or the babe of the evening, you should be celebrated, not shamed.

I always know someone is trying to change me when they say things like, Why do you have to talk to everyone all the time, Zara? or, Why do you need so much attention at the party? Why arent I ENOUGH?

And you know what? One person is never enough. And thats OK. Youre allowed to enjoy the attention of the masses. Youre allowed to sparkle, even when youre cuffed.

Because some women just radiate a certain energy and light that intoxicates a room, and to dull that down because your SO is threatened by its palpable power is a SIN.


2. They passive aggressively glorify other women.

You know Kate cooks dinner for Ryan every single night? Isnt that sweet? theyll say, their tone super condescending as they glare at you blissfully eating peanut butter straight out of the jar.

They say this as a subtle way to implyKate is domesticated and a better partner, and youre a stupid child eating peanut butter.

But you know what I say? Im not Kate, asshole.

Kate might cook dinner, but Kate has no personality, Kate has no spirit and Kate wouldnt drop everything for Ryan the moment hes having an emotional breakdown in the middle of the work day.

If you want Kate, date Kate. Because Ill never be Kate.Im Zara Barrie, bitch. And Katecant get down and dirty like Zara can.


3. They encourage you to listen to different music.

Nothing is as visceral as music. We like the music we like because it speaks to us on a deep level, and it knocks us out of our intellect and connects us to our hearts.

Which is why people who want to tame others are threatened by a womans love of her precious music. They will swoop in and undermine your taste.

Why dont you listen to the greats of the 60s? Why do you love Taylor Swift? Shes such a bimbo, theyll say, polishing off their annoying, pretentious records.

Look, I love Taylor Swift. She gets me, and I get her.

Youre just trying to control my mind by getting me to listen to music that fits your lifes agenda. And its not going to happen, honey.

Because I only date people who respect my taste in music. Because if you dont respect my taste in music, youre not respecting mymost raw feelings.

Music is what ~feelings~ sound like. Dont drown out the sounds of my feelings with the sounds of yours, you here?

WTF Does “Girlfriend Material” Even Mean? [GEN WHY]


4. They manipulate you with their families.

Well, you know, Zara, my family is REALLY conservative, so dont, uh, you know, be yourself.

Look, were all polite women. We know how to behave. But we also can read between the lines, sugar. When you say this, we know youre saying If you want to be part of my family, you need to tone yourself down.

Instead of being proud of our eccentricities and unique style, you want us to white wash it and youre using your family as a tool in your ploy.

Ive been around the block 30 times now, and Ive never met a mom who didnt like me. It was always the person using their fabulous mom as a threat to force me into changing my identity.

And it doesnt work.


5. They shame your sexuality.

Kittens, this is honestly one of the most heartbreaking things a human being can do to another human being. And I see it all the time, sadly.

Just the other day, my friend told me her boyfriend doesnt want her to talk about sex in her stand-up anymore. Shes a wildly sexual stand-up comedian, and her sexuality is a huge part of her entire identity.

He made her feel ashamed for being open about sex in her routine, telling her it was cheap.

Its happened to me, too. I had an ex who got mad at me when I told her I was turned on and wanted to sext. She tried to make me feel like I was some dirty, little sleaze because I wanted to SEXT.

Sex is such a core part of who we are, and its super vulnerable. When you share that vulnerable part of yourself and its a part of yourself thats strong and colorful and beautiful and your lovermakes you feel embarrassed for it, run.

And never look back.

Because thats the ultimate stealing of a persons light. Its the ultimate way of dulling a persons natural shine. Its the ultimate way to chip away at a persons individuality and control everything about them.

People who want to tame know your sexuality is such a powerful part of who you are. They know your sexuality is greater than them, thatits an energetic force of nature, and they dont like the energy because they dont like anything they cant control. And their mission is to control.

So, kittens, if any of these five red flags are appearing in your new relationship, message me. Because you clicked into this article, and I feel responsible for you now.

I wasted too much of my life with assholes who tried to tame me, and Ill never get that time back. I dont want that for you.

Youre so gorgeous and powerful just the way you are. Find someone who will add to your beautiful mess, not try and clean it up.

Because clean floors are nice, but clean, stale people are boring. And youre not boring. Dont let them make you boring.

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